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1.

POLICE OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!!

Me: Not with that attitude

2.

This is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it.

3.

An old legend says that if you shut up you wouldn't be so annoying.

4.

What are you?? 12??

Me: On a scale of 1 to 10 yes.

5. 

Person 1: My head hurts!

Person 2: Well my stomach hurts when it's empty too.





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