1.
Boy: *Checks shirt label*
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: Checking to see if you were made in heaven
2.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to buy you a drink and then get sexual.
3.
You know what would look good on u?
Me!
4.
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should
5.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye
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