Awesome Comebacks

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I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse

2.

You've got that far away look on your face. The further away you are the better you look

3.

Boy: Why do you where a bra? You have nothing to put in it.

Girl: Then why do you even wear pants

4.

I've been called worse by better

5.

you're ugly

awwww life must be so hard for the visually* impaired

*visually can be changed to mentally


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