1.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
2.
My Scooby wants to Doo you
3.
Guy: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Girl: 26
Guy: I thought there was 20
Girl: No
Guy: Oh I must have forgotten the letters URAQT
Girl: that's only 25
Guy: I'll give you the D later
4.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
5.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere
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