1.
Boy: Do you prefer top or bottom?
Girl: I don't have a bunk bed
2.
Son: Mum I got a detention today.
Mum: Why?
Son: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said that at the end of it was an idiot.
Mum: And?
Son: I asked her what end.
3.
Person 1: Why are you here?
Person 2: Because I was told to go to hell
4.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
5.
Awww, it's so cute when you talk about things you don't understand
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