1.
Smile if you want to sleep with me
2.
One, two , three, four, I declare a tongue war
3.
Can I have a picture so I can show Santa what I want for christmas
4.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
5.
Do you like Bacon? Wanna Strip?
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