Best Insults Comebacks & More

Let's sum up 2017...

1. 

If we're honest, 2017 has been the second semester of 2016.

2. 

If someone from 2017 travelled back to 1997 and wrote a novel about 2017 without people knowing he was a time traveller, it would be categorised as dystopian fiction.

3. 

Jacob Marley: Tonight you'll be visited by 2 ghosts.

Scrooge; I thought it was 3.

Jacob Marley: Lol no it's 2017 there is no future.

4. 

-scene-

*a bunch of calendars at a bar*

*2015 and 2016 are arguing about which one was worse*

*2017 approaches and whispers*

"Hold my year"

5. 

2016: I'm the worst year ever.

2017: Hold my beer

2018: Hold my b [buffering buffering buffering] ee [buffering] r

6. 

We all died in 2012. This is hell.

7. 

Me in 2016: "Several of the greatest artists of our time have died. This is just horrible."

Me in 2017: "Another great artist has passed. Good for them for exiting this abominable hellscape."

Let's see how 2018 goes...

Good luck.