Puns

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1.

What's the worst thing about ancient orators?

They tend to Babylon.

2.

What do you do when chemists die?

Barium

3.

The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.

But all I wanted was one night stand

4.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

5.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.


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