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1.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not acceptable for me to point it out.

2.

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

3.

I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant

4.

Someday you'll go far, I hope you stay there

5. Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date


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