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Guy: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
Girl: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice
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Let me know when you're available so I can make sure I'm busy
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I know I know, I stood up for myself, I'm such a bitch
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Whereas you have the right to your opinion, I have the right to ignore it
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You're inappropriateness knows no boundaries
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