1.
Pupil: I don't think I deserved a zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that is the lowest mark I could give you!
2.
Person 1: Can I have your password for the wifi?
Person 2: Username: suckon, Password: thisdick
Person 1: It says that the password isn't long enough
3.
Person 1: You look ugly today.
Person 2: Good, I was trying to look like you.
4.
Person 1: You know they say you are what you eat.
Person 2: Yeah, maybe that's why you're such a dick
5.
Person 1: What would happen if a zombie apocalypse happened.
Person 2: Oh nothing for you! they only eat brains.
BINABASA MO ANG
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