He was poking a small anthill with a sharp stick and every time he missed an ant he would curse:
-Shit, I missed! -Fuck, I missed! -Damn, I missed!
The priest overheard him and gave him a lecture about not cursing in the house of the lord, yet the boy continued:
-Shit, I missed! -Fuck, I missed! -Damn, I missed!
The priest scolded the boy, telling him that in his doings he would meet damnation, still, the boy continued poking the ants, missing and saying:
-Shit, I missed! -Fuck, I missed! -Damn, I missed!
Seeing that his efforts to correct the child are useless, the priest began to pray:
"Oh lord, teach this boy a lesson, smite him with your will!"
Lightning then struck the priest and God said:
-Shit, I missed!
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
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