A Man Goes To The Pharmacy With His 8 Year Old Son

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While looking for his medicine the kid looks to a pack of condoms and asks his dad: Dad, what is this?

His dad replies: those are condoms son, people use them so they can safely have fun together, while under the blankets.

A few moments later the kid point to a pack of 3 condoms and asks: Dad what are those for?

His dad replies: those are for the high school folks, one to use on Friday, one to use on Saturday and one to use on Sunday.

The kid points to a pack of 6 and asks: and what are those for?

His dad replies: those are for college folks, 2 to use on Friday, 2 to use on Saturday and 2 to use on Sunday.

Later the kid points to a pack of 12 and asks: Dad, what are those for?

With a smile on his face his dad replies: those are for the married folks.

For which the kid replies: really dad?

His dad replies: Yes son, it's one to use on January, one to use on February, one to use on March....


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