Golf Lessons

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Mrs. Jones and Mr. Jones went to take golf lessons from a pro at the golf club.

They meet the pro and headed to the driving range. Mr. Jones went first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.

The golf pro says, "Not bad, now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." Mr. Jones followed his instructions and hit the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says, "Excellent!"

Mrs. Jones takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards.

The golf pro says, "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's penis." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."


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