Two Idiots Envy Their Boss

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Two idiots are talking in their office, the first one say, "Hey, why's James the boss of us?"

The other turns to his friend and replies, "Well, I don't know, but I'm gonna ask." So he stands out of his chair and goes to find his boss.

He finds his boss in the lounge and asks him, "Hey, Boss, why are you the boss, and I'm not?"

James, rubs his chin and thinks, he smiles and stands next to a wall. "Okay, Rick, I'm gonna put my hand here, and I want you to punch it."

Rick agrees and throws a punch at his Boss's hand. Before he could make contact, James pulls his hand out of the way and Rick's hand smashes into the wall. He screams and holds his hand, "damn it hurts like hell!"

"That's why I'm the boss.

Rick goes back to his friend, "Hey, did you find out why he's the boss?"

"Yeah, let me show you," Rick places his hand onto his face and says, "Try punching my hand."


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