After Mother's Day, two longtime friends, one rich and one poor, were catching up. The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for Mother's Day. Rich man replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a BMW. Poor man asks, "Why would you get her both?" Rich man says, "So, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive it back to the jeweler with her new car." The rich man then asks the poor man what he got his wife for Mother's Day. Poor man replies, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." Rich man asks, "Why would you get her both of those?" Poor man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
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