Visit To The Doctor

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Man goes to his doctor and begins to explain

"Doctor, I have a problem. My wife is a nymphomaniac and we have to have sex at least twice before she'll let me go to work. My secretary is also a nympho, and we usually have sex late morning and mid afternoon in the stationery cupboard. Sometimes my wife rings and I have to go home at lunchtime to satisfy her, otherwise she says she'll have sex with the mailman! When I get home, I have to satisfy my wife immediately and then again at bed time before I am allowed to go to sleep."

the doctor asks "so what's the problem?"

"It hurts when I masturbate!"

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