The FBI Had An Opening For An Assassin

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Afterall the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3finalists. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a largemetal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow yourinstructions no matter what the circumstances.' Inside the room you will findyour wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't beserious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not theright man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was giventhe same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quietfor about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but Ican't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take yourwife home.' Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill hiswife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one afteranother. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a fewminutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wipingthe sweat from his brow. 'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said. 'Ihad to strangle the bitch to death'.


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