An Olympic Athlete, a Scientist, a Pilot, a Priest, and a schoolboy are flying in a plane. Suddenly, the plane begins losing altitude and the pilot informs his passengers that they are going to crash.
There are parachutes, but there are only four of them. "Screw this then" scream the pilot, as he grabs a parachute pack and jumps ship. The four passengers are left to decide who gets the remaining 3 parachutes. "I'm the best athlete in the world," says the athlete, "I need to live so I can inspire future generations". So he grabs a parachute and jumps out. "I'm the smartest man in the world" says the scientist" "I need to live so I can teach future generations." So he grabs a parachute and jumps out. The priest turns to the schoolboy and says" well, I've lived a long life, you can take the last one". The schoolboy replies "we can both go. The smartest man in the world just took my backpack"
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Book Of Ha Ha 2
HumorPart 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https:...
