"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Ring, ring
"Have you picked out your college yet?"
"Harp, are you seriously calling me at two o'clock in the morning to ask me about college?"
"I'm serious, Ollie. I'm freaking out, especially since we're seniors now."
"Okay. You aced your SATs, right?"
"Yeah..."
"You have done loads of extracurricular activities and community work in the past couple of years. You're the best person on the soccer team. You have a perfect GPA, and do I have to add that you're perfect?"
"..."
"So stop sweating the small stuff, because your going to get into college, most likely all the good ones too."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I used to think that, out of the two of us, I was the only one who could think rationally. Not anymore; that title goes to you. Thanks."
"Anytime. Just, maybe next time you could call while I'm not asleep?"
