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Ring, ring
"Hey."
"Hi."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Want to hear a joke?"
"No."
"Okay then! Why did the first bird fall out of the tree?"
"..."
"Because he was dead. Why did the second bird fall out of the tree?"
"..."
"Because he was stapled onto the first bird. Why did the third bird fall out of the tree?"
"..."
"Peer pressure."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Are you going to laugh or even answer?"
"No, that was just plain awful."
Beeeeep
"WHY DID THIS WEBSITE SAY IT WOULD BE A GOOD JOKE TO TELL A GIRL THAT YOU LIKE?!?!? This little dirty, lying, infested website..."
YOU ARE READING
Misfits
Short Story"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story
