"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Ring, ring
"He-"
"I KNOW ITS TODAY, OOH OOH OHH. I KNOW ITS TODAAAAAAAYYY."
"What in the world are you screeching?"
"My little sister made me watch Shrek the Musical last night, and I can't seem to get it out of my head. Plus I thought it was fitting for today. And for your information, I was not screeching, I was singing beautifully."
"Oh, okay, sure. I'm just glad you're back to normal. Have you figured out who I am yet?"
"No. I was able to narrow it down to two possible people though."
"Okay, how about this. If you say my name in either of the two guesses, then you win. But if you don't, then I win."
"Ooh, the tensions are high for Oliver Lewellan as he-"
"Just get to the point already!"
"Fine then. Alexandra Evans?"
"Nope."
"Then how about Fay Williams?"
"Wait, do you mean to say that I'm the girl that you have been checking out for the past couple of weeks?"
"Wait, was I right?"
"Yeah... No."
"So you're not either one of those two?"
"Nope."
"Aw man, I was so sure that I got one of them right."
"But you didn't, so I stand as the victor."
"Whatever. Anyways, you're still invited to my party if you want to show up, just so you know. I mean, you can stay anonymous and all that, but you can still come."
"Thank you for the offer, but I probably won't be able to make it."
