"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Cover by RaghaddMurad
Highest Rating: #1 in short story
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Ring, ring
Ring, ring
I'm sorry, I am not able to answer the phone right now for one of two reasons. I'm at work or I'm ignoring an idiot monkey. If you are, in fact, this idiot monkey, don't bother calling until tomorrow, but if you're anyone else, I'll make sure to call you right when I get back.
Please say your message after the beep.
Beep
"Hey Misfit, it's me, the idiot monkey. I'll make sure to call tomorrow."
