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Ring, ring

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Ring, ring

Ring, ring

Hey

"Oh, thank goodness. You answered today!"

Fooled you!! Welcome to my voicemail, again, idiot monkey who has a weird name and I bet smells weird. I may or may not answer your call tomorrow, it depends on how I feel... again. For anyone else, I'm sorry that you had to hear that. I'll answer your calls as soon as I can.

Please say your message after the beep.

Beep

"Hey, it's the idiot monkey who has a weird name and you bet smells bad. I'm officially annoyed that you haven't answered my calls. Be prepared for some yelling next time you decide to pick up."

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