Ring, ring
Ring, ring
Hey
"Oh, thank goodness. You answered today!"
Fooled you!! Welcome to my voicemail, again, idiot monkey who has a weird name and I bet smells weird. I may or may not answer your call tomorrow, it depends on how I feel... again. For anyone else, I'm sorry that you had to hear that. I'll answer your calls as soon as I can.
Please say your message after the beep.
Beep
"Hey, it's the idiot monkey who has a weird name and you bet smells bad. I'm officially annoyed that you haven't answered my calls. Be prepared for some yelling next time you decide to pick up."
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Misfits
Short Story"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story