"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Ring, ring
"Did you like your gifts?"
"I'm just surprised that you remembered all of it."
"Yeah, I am too."
"But of course you just had to give all of them to me by breaking into my car, hiding them under the seat, and placing a note on my windshield that then led me all across town on a stupid scavenger hunt just to find the bag in my car."
"I thought it was a good idea."
"Sure it was."
"Whatever. You're just jealous that I have better ideas then you."
"Better ideas? For future reference a girl doesn't like to waste money on gas just to go on a pointless wild goose chase."
"I still think it was a good idea."
"It really wasn't."
"Whatever."
"..."
"..."
"How about this. You know about that project in art where we have to make a cool thing out of clay to represent whatever we want?"
"Yeah...?"
"Whoever makes the better project wins the title of being the best idea maker. Does it sound like a fair competition to you?"
