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Ring, ring

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Ring, ring

"Wow, congratulations. You managed to distract me at work enough that I barely got any tips, and half the money I made was because of you."

"What?!? I was just being friendly towards you."

"Fine, whatever you say."

"..."

"Stop laughing!!"

"..."

"It wasn't funny!"

"Did you see that old lady's face when you accidentally spilled coffee over her dress? It was priceless."

"It almost costed me my job."

"Good thing I know the owner, eh?"

"You're just lucky your mom likes you that much."

"Blah, blah, blah. Details, details. Hey, are we still going through with our plan?"

"Yeah, we are. So after school on Monday we'll meet up at the field then explain it to the teams."

"Sounds good to me."

"Same here."

"..."

"..."

"Do you think our teams will hate us after this."

"Definitely. There's a reason none of us like each other."

"And what's that?"

"Your team is always saying they can beat us with their eyes closed."

"Actually, I think it's because the girls team is always saying that we play like five-year-olds."

"Now that is untrue."

"What you said was untrue."

"Liar!"

"Liar!"

Beeeeep

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