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Ring, ring
"Hello?"
"..."
"Are you going to talk?"
"..."
"I'm going to hang up if you don't say something in five, four, three, tw-"
"Sorry, I was just controlling my anger."
"Okay...?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOUR NAME IS BATMAN, THEN HANG UP ON ME!!!"
"Now there is the reaction I had been expecting."
"I mean, how much ruder could you be?"
"A lot ruder, actually, if I actually wanted to be."
"But why would you leave me in the lurch. It was unfair of you."
"Does it look like I care?"
"How would I know? I can't see you through this phone. And I thought you were the smart one."
"And this is why I didn't give you my name. Because you're stupid and would use it against me."
"Like you used mine against ME?!?!?!"
"Stop shouting, you've practically made my ear stop working just by listening to you, Oliver Green."
"You deserved it."
"Real mature, Oliver. Real mature."
"No, but really. If you won't give me your real name, at least give me a reasonable one so I can call you something normal."
"What's wrong with Batman?"
"What's wrong with just Oliver?"
"Fine, you give me no choice."
"Wait, you're actually going to tell me your name?!?"
"Phf, no. In your dreams. You can call me Misfit."
"Why would you want to be called Misfit?"
Beeeeep
"Did you just hang up on me again?"
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Misfits
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