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Ring, ring

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Ring, ring

Ring, ring

Shoo, pesky fly. No one wants you here.

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"You know it takes serious skills to fall over flat surfaces."

"I just realized what you meant when you said you fell."

"..."

"I just wanted you to know that I feel awful."

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