Puns Stories

[COMPLETED] "Why people would ever choose to sleep with someone as vexatious as you is beyond my imagination," I scoffed. "Careful." He smirked. &qu...

Because of a family tradition, she was named after a star. Because she had platinum blonde hair her middle name meant the dawn. Because her father was a notorious mass m...

"Ouch, my self-esteem. You really know how to hurt a man." "You're barely a man. You're like twelve." "On a scale of one to ten? How sweet!"...

{WARNING: MAY CONTAIN FOOD PUNS} "'Jello'! It's very 'rice' to 'meat' you!" "Did you really just-" "I 'donut' know what 'egg'-xactly you're 'tac...

LGBT+ Jokes that a bored transgender and gay dude found on the internet very late at night.

COMPLETED I ran frantically hoping to elude my pursuer. My arms were scraped form the surrounding shrubs. I heard him growl "Mine" and I ran further. His foll...

*completed * Y/n is your normal big time American model. Adrien is your not so normal big time Paris model and superhero. Between moving to Paris, becoming a sup...

Headcanncons With you and your pillar boyfriend Requests open

- Jokes, memes, and headcanons about PJO and relatable fandoms stuff! - Highest ranks: #1 in relatable, collection, and joke book - Sorry the book cover doesn't match t...

Based on the I'm Not Okay (I Promise) music video by My Chemical Romance. **Triggers: abuse, suicide, mild bullying // plenty of warning given beforehand** 78, 829 word...

FUNNIEST JOKES EVER!!! Note: I do not claim to be the sole and exclusive owner of the content I make available through this book.

Y/n Schnee, twin brother of Weiss Schnee, was always different. Even amongst the Schnees he was hard to deal with. He rarely talked, he never showed any emotions, and wo...

Sometimes life gets to the point where you feel like you're a paper airplane. One minute you're soaring, feeling as if nothing could ever get you down. But then the next...

What the titel says and many other dam things... I'll try to give you funny memes that even I haven't seen yet. !!!WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS MANY SPOILERS FOR THE HER...

Hey! I'm SiederTreeStudios, and this book is basically me fangirling about our favorite Irondad and I love The MCU and love to write, so this appeared. -What this book W...

--Long ago, two races ruled over Earth-- --HUMANS and MONSTERS-- --One day, war broke out between the two races-- --After a long battle, the Humans were victorious-- --T...

Paris The city of lights The city of love The city of superheros and especially supervillains The city were people live in fear of their own shadow Who knows who the nex...

"You can only belong to me." In which Choi Yeonjun of TxT is determined to make you his.

Crush X reader one-shots, like the title says. PREPARE to cringe. Ngl, I prob half copied some stuff from other works I read years ago Bcz this was my first attempt at...

During the Calamity 500 years ago, I child was running away from the destruction, he was afraid of everything around him, as he kept running, he fell,. but he didn't fal...