Puns Stories

Roxy, 15, meets a boy named Carson at her school. He catches feelings, and takes the opportunity to try and rizz her up. To his disappointment, feelings aren't mutual. Then he finds out that Roxy has a twin. Slowly, he starts catching feelings for her too. Roxy, realizing that her sister is catching feelings for Carson, uses her friendship to wingman the two lovers into figuring out their feelings. 𝙉𝙊 𝘼𝙄 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵. Note: this is my first time writing romance, so I hope it isn't too cringey! > - <

A book with puns. Obviously?

Smol thing I guess. I don't own Undertale (obviously), but I do own all of the art in this book (as the first A/N states). This is my first fic. I update as often as I can, especially on most weekends. Don't be afraid to comment if you have something to say.

(A Skulduggery Pleasant/Undertale crossover) Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain receive a strange call- leading them to the mysterious and supposedly dangerous Mt. Ebott. After Skulduggery (very lamely) trips over a rock and falls inside, he discovers a completely new world hidden below: The Underground.

Where Tobi makes it his mission to win Simon over with his puns and cheesy jokes and Simon secretly loves it.

where two boys send eachother ridiculous pick up lines. //text format// © all rights reserved 2018 @playboymembersonly

[UNDERTALE AU X READER] Welcome to ChatTale! Here you can communicate with your friends, families, enemies and strangers too! Are you ready to meet new friends? ⚠WARNING⚠ -Undertale Does Not Belong to me -Other Undertale AU's doesn't belong to me either. -Pics are not from me, obviously. -The Story belongs to meh! ^^ ENJOY! ^^

Mouze has a secret he's lost his mind to keep. Which isn't that strange, considering he lives in Wonderland - nonsense rhymes and insanity and all. But when a supposed stranger drags him back into the political intrigues he doesn't remember escaping, will Mouze relearn enough of his past to help his friends survive? ~ Open Novella Contest entry! Primarily prompt 110: You wake with no memory except a single name, only to be told you died years ago and as danger closes in, you must uncover why you've returned and who wants you dead again. With touches of prompt 19: When you accidentally spill coffee on someone, the moment that should've ruined your day becomes the beginning of a surprising and life-changing friendship. If you've seen this posted on my other writing accounts, shhh no you haven't.

Here you will find many random memes some you will know and some unusual.I hope you will enjoy it here guys! !-DISCLAIMER-! I don't own the memes, credits go to the owners of them There will be some offensive memes

❝ my whole life is a joke ... and not even a funny one ❞

Davekat and gamkat bitches! You choose who gets Karkat! And watch as secrets are revealed and characters make their mysterious entrances!

When a punk rocker meets a posh socialite, a whirlpool of emotions surfaces and old relationships test the waters of love. You won't regret reading this masterpiece filled with love, betrayal, and love.

Harry has something that he has to tell his dad. No-Voldemort AU.

"Nico di Angelo Book" was crap, so here's a better version. CONTAINS: Spoilers (duh) Art Memes and MORE because why not (Will include headcanons that AREN'T mine. Want mine? Visit "Nico di Angelo Headcanons!") There's art at the top of every chapter! I don't own anything but my ideas.

He found her sleeping at the schools garden bench. She woke up. "hey, what are you staring at?" "don't worry, I won't bite..probably" "long time no see" They don't know her, but, she's a friend, a real good friend. "say, why did you left?" "A whoopee cushions a day keeps the prank Ok!" She's mysterious. Hard to read. "it's hard to trust anyone these days" "you'll be beaten where you stand" "I know a shortcut" You'll someday know her name. "remember the first time met? you guys actually found my name on the 10th day" "everyone come to me for info" She's known the "mysterious 8th member"

I got this idea in school from a friend. This is pure brainrot. So I introduce to you, the Birth of Physics. ***************************************************************************************** Maths and Chemistry have a child named Physics. Let's see how everything unfolds.

𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 @𝗀𝗂𝗆_𝗇𝗈_𝖻𝖺𝖻, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂 𝖿𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍: 𝗁𝗍𝗍𝗉𝗌://𝗐𝗐𝗐.𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍.𝖼𝗈𝗆/𝗉𝗂𝗇/𝟤𝟤𝟨𝟧𝟪𝟪𝟢𝟦𝟥𝟨𝟦𝟩𝟫𝟪𝟧𝟧𝟨/ ⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑ 𝗂 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍-𝗂 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖿𝖿 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗈 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 *𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗎𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄* ⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑⭑*•̩̩͙⊱••••✩••••̩̩͙⊰•*⭑ 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗆 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝖽𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄 𝟤𝟫 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝗌𝗈 𝖨 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗅𝗈l

❝ A narcissist walks into a bar. He is quickly approached by a decent looking girl, who asks if he's seeing anyone. "Mostly myself, in the mirror," he says.❞

Umm... Hi! Im MadamOtaku and this is my first fanfic! Im really nervous about how this will turn out but I'm really excited! Sorry about any grammar and spelling errors. I will try to update as soon as I can! For this story, Mettaton will be male. I know there is a bit of a debate on what gender Mettaboo is, but for this story Mettaton will be a guy. Also, the main character (you) will be female. I will change that later once this story gets more popular. Sorry in advance if you are another gender! Oh, and I may put in a lemon chapter eventually... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe...