"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Cover by RaghaddMurad
Highest Rating: #1 in short story
"Oh hush. Why did I marry you in the first place?"
"Because you find me incredibly handsome, adorable, funny, and totally yummy."
"You sicken me."
"You didn't say that last night."
"Oliver..."
"Okay, okay! I'll stick with my jokes."
"Good. Now close your eyes. I'll lead you to our destination."
"Okay."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"OW!! Why would you let me run into a wall?"
"Hehhehheh."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Okay, we're here. Open your eyes."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Ollie?"
"Who the fuck taught you how to decorate a cake?"
"That's what you get out of this?"
"I mean, I'm kinda scared to get close to the pregnancy test thingy, but since you made a cake and you hate cake, I'm going to bet your pregnant. Am I right?"
"Uh, yeah. You're super calm, you're scaring me."
"I just have one question."
"Yes?"
"Is it mine?"
"Have I had sex with anyone else?"
"How would I know?"
"Oliver, are you kidding me? I'm not a cheater."
"Oh, okay... OH MY GOSH IM GOING TO BE A DAD. WE'RE GOING TO NAME HIM OLIVER JR OR SNOOKIE!"
"Calm down. We're not naming our child any of those names."
"I'm going to be a dad..."
"Yes, we've gone over this."
"Come here Harper. I want to congratulate you and eat this cake."
