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Ring, ring
"Hello?"
"I ordered my pizza two hours ago and it still hasn't arrived. This is awful service and I demand to have my pizza here in less than five minutes."
"I'm just going to hang up now."
"WAIT!!! I'm sorry, I just wanted to talk to you."
"Why would you want to talk to a person you don't know?"
"Because, I find you amusing."
"I find that hard to believe."
"Why do you find that hard to believe? It's perfectly normal to find someone amusing even though you don't know them."
"I'm pretty sure you're high or stoned."
"No, I'm just drunk in love with your voice."
"..."
"..."
"Went a little far there?"
"Yeah."
Beeeeep
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Misfits
Short Story"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story
