"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Ring, ring
"Hello?"
"Have you confirmed the exotic Mexican dancers for your wedding yet?"
"..."
"What the hell? I thought I told you to stop calling me."
"But why would I listen to you? You're the only interesting part of my day."
"And you're the most annoying part of mine. Can't you go prank call someone else?"
" Your words sting, really. And no can do, Sweetie. You're officially stuck with me and my annoying calls until I decide to stop."
"If I could actually manage to block you on my phone, I would. But since I'm not an internet person, I unfortunately can not. And don't call me sweetie."
"I have only called three other times, and yet you already hate me. I am ashamed of you!!"
"How can you be ashamed of a person when you don't even know their name?"
"How can you hate someone without knowing their name?"
"..."
"..."
"Touche."
"I try."
"I still don't like you."
"And I'll keep calling."
"..."
"..."
Beeeeep
"You know, that was the longest she's ever talked to me. I think I'm on a roll."
