"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Ring, ring
"GUESS WHAT?!?!"
"GUESS WHAT?!?!"
"Uh..."
"Um... You go first."
"No, you go."
"No, I want to hear your story first."
"And why is that?"
"Because your story is probably going to be awful and I can just say my story and wow you because it's much better than yours."
"Thanks so much for your boost in confidence."
"You're welcome."
"I can feel you smirking from wherever you are. Anyways, my mom owns a local coffee shop, nothing fancy, and I walked in to pick up my sister since she needed a ride to her friends house. Well I walke-"
"Wait, you have a sister?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Just asking, you can continue."
"Anyways, I walked in and behind the counter was the prettiest barista I had ever seen. She had brown hair pulled into a braid, the bluest eyes I had ever seen, and her skin was a perfect caramel color."
"She sounds gorgeous."
"She is. I'm planning on coming into the shop more often just so I can see her."
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
"Well, why not?"
"Because, girls know when they're being watched. I wouldn't come in daily just to order coffee, I would get a job at your mom's place so you can get to know her better."
"You're a genius!!"
"I know."
"I wouldn't take it personally."
"Very funny."
"I know. But really, thanks Misfit."
"Anytime Oliver, anytime."
"..."
"..."
"Anyways, what was your story that would 'wow me because it's much better than mine'?"
