"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Cover by RaghaddMurad
Highest Rating: #1 in short story
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Ring, ring
Ring, ring
Congratulations, you have reached my voice-mail. If you're the idiot monkey who has a weird name, call again tomorrow. I may answer, depending on my mood. If you're anyone else, I will respond to you as soon as possible.
Please say your message after the beep
Beep
Hey Misfit. This is the idiot monkey who has a weird name. Please answer my calls, okay?
