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Ring, ring

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Ring, ring

"Hello?"

"Hi."

"Why is it so loud in the background?"

"Because my party just got 'lit', as they are saying now in this century."

"So by lit they mean Katy Perry?"

"Pretty much."

"Ouch."

"Yeah. Why is it so loud where you are?"

"Because teenagers worship the ground that Katy Perry walks on."

"Oh my goats, you are at my party."

"Unfortunately, this was the only place I could think of to go, so yes, I am at your party. And who says oh my goats??"

"I WILL FIND YOU RIGHT NOW!!"

"Don't you dare hang up-"

Beeeeep

"-on me..."

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