"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Ring, ring
"Hello?"
"Where have you seen me?"
"Why? And no 'hello, nice to see you?'"
"No, because right now I'm paranoid that you know who I am but I don't know who you are."
"It doesn't matter that I know who you are. Even if I didn't, I could've looked it up on Instagram or something like that because you gave me your name. And that is why I didn't give you mine."
"But it's not fair! You get the upper hand!"
"Whoever said life was fair to you lied."
"But Misfit...!"
"Stop whining, you sound like a baby."
"I can be your baby, if you would just actually show your face to me."
"Are you seriously going back to the pickup lines and stupid pranks? And there is no way I'll tell you who I am."
"If you won't tell me who you are, then I'll just have to figure it out by myself."
"Good luck with that."
"How about this. If I can figure out who you are by my birthday, you have to come to my party. But if I can't, then you can stay anonymous and/or stop talking to me."
"Deal. When's your birthday?"
"It's in two weeks."
"Those two weeks are going to pass by so quickly, you won't even be able to get two suspects onto your list."
