Ring, ring
"Why are you calling me when I'm sitting right next to you."
"Because, I'm used to talking to you over the phone."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
"You want to know what I noticed while we talked over the phone?"
"What did you notice?"
"That you act nothing like what you do at school in the phone. On the phone you act more like.... how you used to be before high school."
"How do I act differently?"
"At school you're an ass, but on the phone you're nicer, funnier, just better in every way."
"That hurt."
"I'm sorry that I tell the truth."
"Whatever. Do you want to know what I've noticed?"
"And what's that?"
"That you act exactly the same in school and on the phone."
"Thank you."
"It wasn't a compliment."
"I'm pretty sure you're the king of the dark side now. We bow down to you, oh great ruler."
"I think I wouldn't mind being ruler of the dark side if this is how you would treat me."
"Oh hush it and watch the movie, pie face."
Beeeeep
"Pie face?"
"Be quiet."
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Misfits
Short Story"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story