~Memories~ Hetalia One-Shots

<It's Not Hentai!> Japan: HHS

This chapter was inspired by my watching of School Days this morning. Yes, I watched half of School Days and I actually kind of enjoy it. *Waits for riots* DENMARK HELP MEEEEEEEE

"Kikkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuuu, where the hell is my Owari no Seraph season two!?" It was roughly about 8:15PM at your house and you were lying spread over on the edge of the armrest of a blank sofa. "___-san, you just have to be patient..." And, of course, your best friend Kiku was sitting on the sofa properly like he would, reading manga which you had never seen before. "Fine." You got up and sat next to him and switched on your 32 inch TV. "But if you don't make Mika and Yu gay, I'm going to kill you like I did in America's chapter." What did Kiku do in response? Nodded his head. Simple as that. "You're so boring sometimes..." you complained and crossed your arms like a child. "If I wasn't here, you'd not have a rife. Riterarry." "S-shut up!" You blushed and turned on an anime called "School Days". Apparently it was one of the worst animes known to mankind. Apart from Boku no Pico, but we won't go into too much detail. Let's just say, you wiped your browser history to no end after looking it up. "PWWAAARRRRHHHH, LOOK AT THOSE!" you leaped back in surprise whilst Kiku didn't even give an eye but you could tell he was probably having a minor nosebleed. Brushing down your [f/c] skirt, suddenly noticed your parched throat. "I need a drink, be right back."

Your kitchen wasn't exactly appealing compared to the other section of your house. A sink, few chairs, a table. The basics was really all you needed. "KIKU, DO YOU WANT COKE OR WATER!?" you screamed at the top of your lungs as you grasped two small glasses in your hand. You poured [preferred choice] into your glass and casually watched for Kiku to respond. No such response was heard and it made your heart race with worry. Today was Halloween... Could he have been eaten by zombies? Kidnapped by rebellious pumpkins? Or the worst of all... Eaten your secret sweet stash!? You ran back into your lounge, drinks in hand which you spilt every where, to see a top-half naked Kiku changing into what seemed to be his Sherlock Holmes cosplay. "K-K-K-Kiku!" By now, you had already dropped the glasses onto the carpet below you and covering your entire face as you tried to stop having the biggest nose bleed of your life. "___-san! I didn't expect you to be done so quickry!" he stumbled, trying to quickly throw on the rest of his cosplay for when you would do Trick-Or-Treating later together. Applying a nervous chuckle to try to calm the atmosphere, you just brushed everything off as if you totally wasn't fan-girling internally after seeing your crush forever half naked.

"I-It's fine; just help me clean this mess up! You're lucky it was on carpet so the glasses didn't smash!" Still blushing, you magically pulled two towels out of no where and started trying to remove the liquids that had plastered its way into your [f/c] carpet. How many times did your [e/c] eyes meet brown? Countless amount of times and it made your heart flutter more and more each time. "There, done. Now, let's go find something else to watch." Curtains closed, check. Crush sitting next to you on sofa so the entire show will be awkward, check. Wait, that's a bad thing, isn't it? "Oooo! Let's watch this one! It's called Love Stage!! and it's realllllllyyyyy gooooooooood!" "That's hentai." "Eh?" You tilted your head in confusion. "N-nononono! It's not hentai! It's just two guys passionately making love in anime form!" "That's hentai, ___-san..." "Oh..." To change the subject, you jumped up and pointed to your white front door. "9PM! Let's go!" You grabbed Kiku's sleeve and dragged him until you dashed upstairs to go change into your costume. About ten minutes later, you came down the stairs wearing a... "Neko costume!?" Kiku proclaimed as a small blush came on to his face. "Yup! Now, let's go!"

Door after door, you got tons of treats from people who always expressed worried expressions, especially when you went "Artigatou-nya!~" after every house. Roughly two hours later, and your bags were stuffed full of sweets of all kinds! "Jeez, this'll be a load to eat on my own... I'll probably give some to Alfred or Feli..." Down the street, a sudden bang could be heard. At this time of night, it could anything and it sure as hell freaked the heck out of you. Out of sudden reaction, you clung onto Kiku's cloak for dear life and hid behind him. Too bad for you, as the nearby light source, a flickering lamp post, wasn't exactly the best thing to be calming your nerves right now. "I'm too young to die-nya~! I may have nine lives but this doesn't count!" you screamed in panic. "Stay here. I, Sherrock Horems, wirr sorve this case." Pulling out a magnifying glass from his coat pocket, he followed to where the sound was previously heard from while you sweat dropped and slowly followed. Every step fearing with death to come. "Anything...?" You trailed curiously while he looked down a narrow alleyway. "It's just a cat, ___-san." "OH MY GOD, IT'S SO CUTE I WANNA HUG IT SO BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" You ran up to the tiny tabby cat, obviously someone's cat because ___ logic says that all tabbys are automatically owned by someone, and hugged it with all your might. "You're so kawaii-nya!~" Kiku crouched down beside you and petted the tiny cat on the head and took it from your arms so it could be released. "I'm going to call her [cat name]! Come on kitty, come to your own kind-nya~." "I don't think that's how it works, ___-san..." Kiku shuddered a little; it was getting cold. [A/E] Seriously, it's bloody freezing in Britain. Help it's 11C here and I'm turning into an ice cube. I can just imagine all my American/Canadian readers just laughing because it's eleven degrees Celsius and I have goose bumps. Screw you. "Maralina :(" Shut up, America. You betrayed me in the last chapter. "Kiku, need a hug? Sure is cold in [c/n] name tonight." "Personral space..." "Oh, right..."

It wasn't until midnight you finally arrived home and your house had been egged by teenagers. "Thanks, you twats!" you screamed aloud for everyone to hear. [A/E] Reader-chan such a turn-on, I know. "I'm going to bed!" You started climbing the stairs in defeat but turned around almost immediately when you heard a small "meow" from behind you. "Rooks like [cat name] forrowed us home..." Eye wide, you snatched the tiny kitten from the ground and took her inside and placed her on a warm [f/c] blanket. "We can be her parents, Kiku!" Casually stroking the tiny furball, had you only realized what you said. "What do you mean, ___-san?" "I-I mean that... Uh... I like you and this little kitty is our child?" You had never mentally facepalmed so hard in your life. "W-Wait, I-I didn't m-mean it like-" You never got the change to finish that sentence as Kiku cupped your face with his palms and pressed his lips lightly against yours. "I rike you too." he replied before kissing you again. "Now and till the end of time." A short make-out session had begun, leaving [cat name] to start ripping up your favourite blanket. Yay.

Author's Notes: Help, I'm cold and I still have England to do. For reference, it's October 17th and the time is 20:47 as I'm writing this. I'm sitting here listening to my iTunes playlist and freezing my arse off here for you guys. Be happy.