~Memories~ Hetalia One-Shots

<A Llama> Prussia *REWRITTEN*

"Author, why the hell is this about llamas?" Because I went outside AND I SAW A FIELD FULL OF LLAMAS AND I LOVE LLAMAS SO DEAL WITH IT "Okay..." THIS WAS GOING TO BE AN ENGLAND chAPTER BUT WHATEVER

 Out of no where, you suddenly hear the sound of your doorbell ring which surprised you all. "Really? Garasu no Hanazono?" Kiku mentally facepalmed whilst you hummed the tune to yourself. "It's a bloody classic!" And there goes your Britishness. [A/E Garasu no Hanazono means "Garden of Glass" and it's basically a lesbian idol song. P.S R.I.P if you're not British.] "Meeehh" was the sound you heard coming outside. It didn't exactly sound too human to you... nor anyone else. You backed away from everyone else to open the door to see a massive llama standing there. Your eyes starting tearing up as you screamed with joy and fell to your knees.  "OH MY GOD A FREAKING ALPACA I'M GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!" "___, that's a llama, not an alpaca." Arthur claimed as he placed a hand on your shoulder and got you off your knees. "An alpaca is an alpaca and I should know!" you proclaimed "After all, they are JUST SOOOO AWESOME!!!!" "Did someone say awesome?" You all gazed over to where Gilbert was, hanging over the edge of the banister as he jumped over and somehow landed on the back of the llama.

"Oh my God, let's go on an adventure, Gilbert!" you cheered as you grasped Gilbert's hand to jump on the back of the llama behind him. "I'll show you who is more awesome, __! You'll agree it's me, obviously!" Gilbert gave the signal for the llama to start dashing forwards, leaving everyone else there just gobsmacked at what just happened. 

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Some time later...

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After about ten minutes of riding around on this alpaca and receiving really odd looks from passersby, you finally arrived at a small park. [A/E Starting to think this should have been in my one-shot book but IT'S TOO LATE NOW] It was already fairly dark by the time you arrived so the street lights were the only things lighting up your surroundings. With a huff, you jumped off the llama, gave it a hug and wished it good livings as you set it free. There was a slightly sinister aura around but it's probably just your imagination. "Hey, Gilbert, I've been meaning to ask you something." You poked his hip to gain his attention, which, he provided. "What is it, Frau? Are you going to ask how I am so awesome?" He put on a really cocky face that kind of annoyed you a little. "No, not that. Wait, let's sit down first."

You guided him to a nearby porch  for you two to sit under while you talked since there wasn't really a point of returning to the others yet. "I was wondering... Don't you ever get lonely? I mean-" "Ah, Frau, I'd rather be alone than with others because clustering is for the weak. Yeah, like that stupid aristocr--" "Can you give me a solid answer that doesn't involve insulting Roderich? I know you two hate each other but can't you give me a real answer?" Those eyes always seemed lonely to you. Like they were always searching. Gilbert never muttered a word to you then, he just looked away. "Hey, you can tell me things, you know that, right?" you reassured him as you placed an arm around him in comfort. "I mean, I have Vest and Feliciano but those two are mainly together all the time now. They do kind of leave me out." You nodded your head to provide as much sympathy as you could but it wasn't really working. 

You jumped out of your seat and took in front of the Prussian and gave him a massive hug as tight as you could manage. "You don't have to be lonely anymore, Gilbert! I'll be with you!" You giggled for a moment as something hysterical came to mind. "As long as you admit I'm as awesome as you!" That got him up. "No way, ___! Nobody is as awesome as zhe awesome Prussia!" That same cocky face... Though, this time it made your heart race... Huh. "Vell, ve best be going back now. Reader-Chan's probably thinking if this is a chapter of SMOHH or a one-shot." he called out as he started walking ahead. "Yeah, okay, let's- Wait, what? Hey, wait up!"