so guys ive been meaning to write this chapter for a while now and now im finally writing it!!!! this is a list of what i generally "hate" to see while i'm reading smut. i'm no expert smut writer, but ive read enough shit off tumblr to tell whats right from wrong.
• "he collected her juices and licked them off his fingers."
okay first off. "collected" how he gon collect her c-um¿ second. "juices." ok is he eating her pussy or an apple lemme know
• "he stroked his member/ his "not so little" friend/ his penis/ his item" bitch just say c-ock
we all know that his d-ick aint a member of his group so lets just be honest lets just be real. i've probably used penis but i dont use it when they're in the action. like who wants to read this???
"he thrusted into me, his little friend throbbing."
like i be sitting here tryna find out who his little friend is, why he/she is throbbing and then i realize u talkin bout his donkey kong like cmon man
• "he flicked my nub"
I USE NUB ALL THE TIME BC IF I DIDNT I WOULD BE SAYING "he flicked my clitoris" or whatever or "he flicked my labora minora" whtever the fuck its called and I REALLY DONT WANNA
but whenever i read nub i start laughing bc icarly
• "he slammed/pounded into me" -
this is good when used at the right time
but otherwise that shit sounds pAINFUL like in my smut the girl had never had sex before so like ??? IM NOT GONNA HAVE THE GUY POUND INTO HER WITH HIS D-ICK LMAO BYEEE
• "faster"
no
i probs use this a lot but no like bitch be patient
• "you taste so good"
again - is u eating me out or eating an apple like
• "im hungry for you"
THIS IS ONLY OKAY IN SOME CLASSES LIKE IN THAT BOOK wheRE SAMMY WAS LIKE "im not hungry for food im wondering why im not between your thighs" something like that but otherwise like bitch we just ate wait a while
could prolly think of more but im out of inspiration fam
#zuzaf
