lana!!!

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im so annoyed
at camp yesterday i was with my group and the counselor was playing songs and stuff so i was like "omg play lana del rey."

and the counselor and this bitch i already dont like in the group were like "omg no one likes lana del rey" or "her music is depressing."

CUZ THAT IDIOT MUSIC GUY JACKED UP LANAS FUCKIN SONG
THE RADIO rEMIX IS TERRIBLE AND NOW ALL THE ANNOYING NEUROTYPICALS GET "DEPRESSED" WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT SUMMERTIME SADNESS. LIKE WHAT THE FCUK
I WAS CRYING DURING THAT GENERIC SONG SAY SOMETHING AND LANA IS TOO SAD? WHAT THE FUXK
THEN THEY OLAYED BAD BLOOD

THAtS SUCH A DOWNGRADE
LANA TO TAYLOR EW

but i said "because you only heard summertime sadness."

Lanas music is so meaningful and im lowkey a hipster down inside so the fact that they made summertime sadness mainstream and made her seem mainstream really fucks me up

And they'd rather listen to Taylor singing about another breakup probably and it pisses me off

I need some real Lana fans to chill with like if u know a song that's not in Born to Die

WHY COULDNT THEY PLAY DIET MOUNTAIN DEW THEN YALL woULD BE LIKE "OMG I LOVE LANA"

Ugh

OH AND THE COHNSELOR GOT MY PASSWORD AND I SAID "IT SPELLS LANA." AND THE BITVH I DONT LIKE WAS LIKE

"Why does it spell Lana?"
I said,  "Um because I like her."
Like Im sorry for all the ableism here but dumb bitch what do u think my password is Lana for? Because I hate her?

She goes "Why? She's annoying." And in my head I was like, "Well you're annoying, have a bad taste in music, you look dusty, you're hella crusty and you look like the bottom of my foot but I don't see anyone complaining."

#zuzaf

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