what the fcuk

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on sum real shit rn......... not throwin shade....... no indirects this time........ that hoe tried to tell me i didn't @ her the last time but this time...... i aint playin hoe.......


SO WHAT THE FUCK @MY UTERUS

CAN U NOT

apparently this bitch hates me

my period was like 13 days late and i know in that one rant i said i was on my period but i was wrong lolololol !

so anyways my period hasn't been this shiddy in months

like

my neck feels like it's going to snap

my bOOBS KILL

and i have the worst cramps

like the worst i cant even move

i almost threw up due to this mother nature bitch ass ho and i was looking at gilinsky like ??? how does that add up???

well he's pretty vomit inducing so nvm !!!

and not to mention i shOULD JUST SPROUT HORNS IN MY HEAD BC I AM ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN IM LIKE ELEVEN IN HORNINESS

GO AWAY THIS IS SO WEIRD

always got me feelin some type of way

im abt to blame everything on my period rn

1 - 2day, i said i only date white boys ... ... ... if u know me u know i dont fuck wit white boys 

2 - literally i MOANED when i read one of the definitions for deez nuts on urban dictionary wtftwtwtwtfwtfwtf IS THAT ALLOWED 

3 - i ate like a pig 

4 - I CANT FUCKING MOVE GOODBYE THIS IS WORTHLESS 

5 - WAIT AND U KNOW HOW BLACK PEOPLE WEAR SCARVES OVER THEIR HEADS, LIKE PANTY HOSE AND TIE THEM UP TO KEEP THEIR HAIR IN LINE

YEAH SO 

I TOOK A SCARF TODAY AND WRAPPED IT AROUND MY NECK AND PRETENDED THEY WERE GILINSKYS HANDS CHOKING ME

PROBABLY SOMETHING I WOULD DO OFF OF MY PERIOD BUT NO AS MY WINDPIPE WAS CLOSING I WASNT LAUGHING LIKE I WOULD BE IF I WAS OFF MY PERIOD BUT I FOUND IT APPEALING

AND IM BLEEDING LIKE A BITCH NGL THIS SHIT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

i hate this fuckery

#zuzaf

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