SO
there's this kid at my camp named seb
i used to be besties with him as a child like we we to the same camp as today and yeah we were inseparable
thEN he became a fuckboy so i stopped talking to him lol nice
then he comes back all hot af and he's brazilian and from argentina yum
i just made the weirdest burping noise like i inhaled or exhaled idk and then i burped and like it was weird yo
anyways when i came back he started bein all cute so lemme just describe all the days.
day 1; i got pissed @ him so i started yelling at him bc guess what im a bitch l o l and then he was like: "dont talk to your daddy like that!"
and guESS WHAT I LIKE CALLING BOYS DADDY SooOo
then i said: "you're not my dad!" and he goes, "shh don't tell anyone."
he's brazilian everyone remember this
like ik for sure hes from argentina but idk about brazilian i think he might have said it but as far as it goes for me, he's brazilian yup check!
then we were sitting next to each other and some hoe sat between us and we were like man wtf
day 2: he was playing baseball and i was watching him he was in his zone and he was so qt and he threw a type of ball idk what it was called and he was like trying to teach me how to throw it and i was like nah fuck this shit
and like i was talking about him w a friend and she was like: "take a selfie with him"
BUT HE WOIDLTN LETe MENFISIRM
so i took pictures of him when he wasnt looking bc im a creep
day 2:
i was mimicking a vine of someone being drunk and i said, "smack my a$$ and call me granny" and seb went behind me and grabbed my ass real quick but i didnt do anything i pretended not to notice bc im so
and then my baby had a mosquito on her back and seb stole my waterbottle he was like, "wait let me see this." and stole my shit and smashed the mosquito with the bottom of my waterbottle
WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT SEB IM GONAN FUCK u UP
then i wiped the bottom of my water bottle on his cute lil sleeve and he was like, "wow okay wipe it on me." and i was legitimately pissed so i said,
"um what was i supposed to do?"
SOR RBENEU
SUDUDIIFF THEN HE GRABS MY WATTERBOTTLE AND PUTS IT IN MY LUNCHBOX 4 ME AND HE GOES,
"i'm sorry babe"
BABE
BEHCF
BABE
B A B E
@HOLLY IF HE WASNT CUte anD MY CRUSH I WOULD SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM DONT 👏🏾 GET 👏🏾IT👏🏾 TWISTED 👏🏾BOO👏🏾🇺🇸💥🎉
DHDDJFKF BABE HES EHTO
HES SO EXTra tHEN HE HELD My haND LIKE HE FOR REAL TOUCJED AND PIT HIS HAND IN MINE WE SHOULD D8
WHAT A LITTLE FUCKER RIGHT DONT EVER FUCK WITH ME LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHIT IS THIS
LIKE
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHITNIS thiIS
like lol what's susu??
day 3:
we were playing kingdom ball and SEB TOLD ME I SUCK SO I WAS LIKE,
"oh i suck?" and i was like walking towards him and I THREW THE BALL @ HIM AND I MISSED GKRIRRHAHAHAHAHAVAHSJDJGJGNT
so then he started laughing and i flipped him off and i was like, "just to prove it to u that i suck"
he tried to give me a high five and i was like lol musta thought i dont touch whores
and we were lookin @ each other i saw him
we both make the same face like we both have resting bitch faces its hot
and he was feelin me i could tell what a qt
but 2day he was in a mood like he was lowkey pissed ;(( my poor bby and so yeah he was like uncooperative with counselors and he was yelling @ everyone like someone called him something and he was like, "dont ever call me that again!" and he actually got mad and pushed the kid into a tree lol and he had his like elbows up against the kid and i was like, "seb."
but he wasnt supposed to fuckin hear it why do latin boys hear everything
so then he stopped.
and then someone tried to get me to move during kingdom ball so they fucking touched me like my back and i said, "ok, don't touch me!"
and seb knows i hate when people idk touch me like anywhere especially young boys and he was like, "yeah man don't touch her."
like he actually said that what a qt
he's cool
#zuzaf
