DONT TELL ME HOW "THIRSTY" I SOUND U LITTLE WHORE I KNOW IM THIRSTY
anYWAYS jack giLINKSY is so yummy
like damn he's not a pear but shoutout to him like oh my lord. that boy is testing me!!!
like???
who made him so hot like he looks like that 80s-90s movie kid that every girl hates but low key wants to fuck i'm not even gonna lie
but onto a weirder topic
im so sexual for my age like it hurts i will talk about so much shit
and then ofc not everyone is like that so im tryna find my homies that are like: "hELL YEAH I LOVE COCKATOO!" (See what I did there it was supposed to be cockatoos but i took off the 's' so if you read it aloud and take away the a it says: "hell yeah i love cock 2" or u could say "i love cockatoo!" and say cockatoo really fast like lol whatever floats ur vagina)
and idky but it annoys me when im reading smut then i look at the comments and people are like "ew". like i can understand ur uncomfortable idgaf about how comfortable u are(as in i dont care if you're not enjoying this like no one's forcing u too omg i sound mean there) but like??? ur killing my vibe here??? this is a spiritually cleansing experience??? like we're sitting here studying how luke hemmings sexually approaches us according to authors for our final exams and ur killing? my? vibe?
most of the time i'm joking but thIS TIME IM NOT FUCKIN AROUNd ✂️✂️✂️
anyways i was reading some bombass jack gilinsky smut like the grammar wasn't great and tbh i thought it was gonna be boring and like just skip to fucking which no one likes reading during smut.. like i'm p sure people don't just insert the cockadoodledoo into the *googles words for vagina* fingerhut(I GOOGLED WORDS FOR VAGINA AND THIS IS THE LAST NAME OF SOMEONE ON A TOMBSTONE THIS IS SAD)... but anyways as i was saying i h8 when i'm reading smut and then all of a sudden, ashton starts banging y/n? like??? isn't he gonna finger her first or something i thought thats how it works.
BUT NAHH this was full of so much more and i was like OH MY FUCKCIFR i hAD NO CHILL THIS IS JACK GILINSKY WE'rE TALKING ABOUT and this smut was intense shit got so real
like he's so!
its great like being openly sexual is so great like i know im gonna get a lot of people going: "omg calm down whore" and once you talk about it more openly, you can just be like "lol hell yeah im a whore like did you miss an episode"
anyways im gonna post a screenshot of the smut it was amazeballs u dont have to read it tho like it's pretty mature if u dont already like reading smut
alright so jack is like daddy material lol but im like getting lost in his eyes and his face and then i remember that his name is jack and then im like :// and get turned off for a while. but then when a next bitch starts talking about how much they wanna kiss jack im like "do it and tell me how my pu-" *gets smacked*
like U FEEL ME his name is so unattractive to me
jack
and like it's not helping that his annoying ass sidekick jack johnson is cute as hell
and then i look at jack and im like but ur sexy and he's cute and ur both named jack ew
and jack feels like such a childish name
and my bunny's name is jack i cannot be thinking about my bunny's whiskers while daydreaming about jack and his features
honestly guys, if ur a freak, don't even hide it like i embrace the fact that i'm way oversexual and still a virgin bc that makes every situation more fun for me. like if ur not sexual, overlook what i said, but if ur a sexual little thirsty girl like me honey, u better embrace that & rub it all over ur body like lotion or something idk
love ❤️
#zuzaf
