this is gna be a really weird chapter but im being so open here so if anyone dare comments shit like: 😐 or ew i will block you bc im skeptical to post this
i dont masturbate even tho i probably should bc as it says on the mtv show girl code:
"masturbation feels like how pizza tastes"
soooo :///
but anyways if u masturbate go the fuck ahead don't let jesus freaks stop ya girl/boy
my friend talks about masturbating a lot and how she feels bad about it but im just like hello if u wanna do it then do it that's your pussy who's gonna tell you you cant?
most of my friends would probably be like "... ew" or some annoying shit but like if someone is gna go to hell for touching their vagina then let them burn and i'll watch you go to heaven shouting:
"god'll probably have me on some real strict shit, no sleeping all day no getting my dick licked"
- biggie
like let's be honest people against masturbating have probably had sex but in heaven you can't have sex or get blowjobs or anything since apparently that shit is a sin like i'd rather go to heaven and i love god but uh lets be real
#zuzaf
