A thirteen year old lad by the name of Harry Styles encounters some problems that wind him up over his guardian's knees a number of times more than deserved.
Ni, is it okay to have a cookie? *tired* *slept late* *sick all morning* *didn't want to tell anyone*
(N) *knows we're not supposed to* yeah Harry, of course!
Thank you... *takes one* *sits at counter* *starts chewing slowly*
(N) *slinks out of the kitchen* *slides past Ed on the way out* *hides a smirk*
(Ed) *walks in* Harold Edward! What are you doing?
*careful* just eating... why?
You're not aloud to have cookies before dinner and you know that.
B-but it's just the morning... and they're oatmeal raisin...
I don't care, you didn't ask Zayn or I for permission.
B-but... *sets down remainder* *hungry still* *feeling sick*
But what? There are no butts Harry.
Only mine... you're gonna beat me now, huh? *sad*
I'm not going to "beat" you, I'm going to spank you.
Which is basically the same thing Ed...
Yeah, yeah. Don't break my rules then. *sits*
*hops down from stool* not like you'd listen to the truth anyways. *stands in front of you* you always take everyone else's side, not mine!
You were eating a cookie Harry. You know that's not allowed. End of story.
You're taking someone else's side again! Niall told me I could!
Oh well now you're just fibbing. Don't blame others for your wrongs. Now get over my knee.
But I'm NOT lying! *pouting a little* Why don't you just believe me for once?! Make a nice little change of pace for you!
*takes you over* do not be rude young man.
*squeaks* *stomach drops* let me go! I didn't DO anything!
You DID do something Harry, you broke a house rule! *frustrated* SMACK SMACK
*squeals* noooo!
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK YES! We do not eat cookies before dinner Harold and if you'd just have apologized the spanking would be over by now!
Stop it! I didn't do anything!
Yes! SMACK you! SMACK did! SMACK
*squeals louder* *starts crying* no!
Yes! SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
I-I didn't! *crying harder* *baffled why you won't listen*
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK Hush and accept your punishment! SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
*starts sobbing* b-b-but E-Eddie!
NO buts! SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
*cries out* *loud* I-I-I d-d-didn't d-do a-anything-g!
You are unbelievable! SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK Just go to your room! Now!
*bawling* b-b-but! *really confused and upset* *wants cuddles*
