Around The World ( Hetalia X Reader)

Don't Do It ~ Romano X Reader

"Don't do it, Lovi." You said lazily.

"I will-a do whatever I-a want, ragazza!" He snapped angrily.

"You know," You leaned against the counter, watching. "This is why there are more women than men in the world."

You watched a bead of sweat roll down his temple and took a swig of coffee from your favourite mug. "I-a need my-a toast." Lovino growled.

You sighed. "Unplug the damn toaster first."

Lovi paused, sharp knife hovering right over the slot of the toaster. Yep. That's right. Mr. Grumpy Italian was about to attempt to get a peice of toast of of the toaster with a knife. A genius idea...

No.

It is a stupid idea and we all know it.

Lovi ripped the pulg out of the socket and glared over his shoulder at you. "Happy?" He scowls.

You lift your hands in surrender. He rolls his eyes and turns his attention back to the toaster. He carefully inserts the knife, making sure not to touch the sides and stabs the piece of his toast. He pulls it out quickly and turns towards you, brandishing the burnt peice of bread of the tip of the knife.

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"Don't do it." You yawned, glancing up at Lovi.

He stood on the roof, staring down at the pool as you lounged in the sun, sporting a (f/c) (favourite style) swimsuit.

"Don't listen to the chica!" Antonio calls up, waving a hand in your direction. "It's fun! You prove your manliness!"

You glare at Toni and whip your book at his head, which he deflects effortlessly. "Don't encourage him! I would really appreciate having an alive boyfriend, not a splattered-on-the-concrete boyfriend."

Antonio waved your concern away. "Don't be silly, chica!" He looked up at Lovi. "Do it already!"

"Oh my god." You rubbed your temples. "I'm surrounded by idiots."

Lovi launched himself off the roof and fell straight into the pool, causing a tidal wave if water to hit you. You didn't mind, you were to busy laughing.

You couldn't get over the fact Lovi screamed.

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"Ti amo, (Y/n)." Lovi pulled you into his chest. You were cuddling in bed after a long and strenuous day.

"I love you too." You sighed happily, breathing in his scent.

He moved his face so it was only an inch appart from yours. He wanted a kiss. "Don't do it." You muttered sleepily.

Lovi frowned. "Why-a not?"

You smiled sheepishly. "Well all day today you have been doing what I told you not to. So... don't do it." You whisper seductively.

Lovi smiled and leaned his head back down, only this time he didn't hesitate to kiss you.