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"Just pee on the stick!"
"Stop yelling at me!" I picked the box up and threw it at him. "You see this is stressing me out!"
"When I'm stressed I pee." Zo leaned against the wall. "But we not the same I guess."
"We're not, and get out I don't want you watching me pee." I made a face.
"I don't mind."
"Alonzo."
"Perfect ebony queen."
"Those sound like porn titles." I mumbled pulling my shorts down.
"You was just lounging around with no panties on and ya cooter all out? You should've told me."
"Shut up." I took the top off of the test and sat it on the sink before hovering over it.
"Imagine you shit on the test."
"Why would I shit on the test?" I squinted.
"I don't know, you might think you peeing and whole time it's a turd."
"I know what shitting feels like. I'm not going to shit on the test."
"Alright, you got it gangsta." He nodded his head as I started to pee on the stick. "Don't pee on your nails I really don't feel like getting them done again."
"Please just hush and grab a towel so I can put these tests on it."
"You not gone fuck up my decoration towels with a piss test." He frowned and I smacked my lips. "You gone buy me some more?"
"Sure, whatever. Just get it."
He grabbed an ugly ass decoration towel and sat it down and I finished peeing and put the top back on the test before sitting it down on the towel. I wiped myself before flushing the toilet and washing my hands thoroughly. I can't have pissy hands that's so nasty.
"Alright, so how long we gotta wait?"
"I don't know." I shrugged walking out of the bathroom making my way to the kitchen.
"Umm, what you mean you don't know?!"
"I mean that I don't know. What else would I mean?" I grabbed the Mel's bag off of the counter.
i got this man going to Mel's twice in two days for me i know that's right!
i'm lying this not even my food.
"And yo' fat ass bet not eat my shrimp dinner!"
"You got two sides though!" I pouted as he came into the kitchen not long after that. "Please?"
