Fairy tail boyfriend scenarios

A spider

Gray:
Gray! Help!
Gray: What's wrong ?! *Sees you on table*
I-it's a spider.
Gray: Uh, why ? I-it's barely even noticeable.

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Gajeel:
Gajeel: Uh... Why are you clinging to the bookshelf ?
you have a good point! There's no way I can escape a spider!
Gajeel: Is that what this is about ?

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Bickslow:
Help help!
Bicks: What is it! My babies are here to help!
Babies: here to help, here to help.
Don't let the spider get me!
Bicks: Spider ? Oh! That thing ? I found it outside, I guess it crawled out of the box.
Why would you do that ?!

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Midnight:
I need help.
Midnight: Something wrong dear ? *Sees you on table* uhh...
I-I found a spider. Please get it.
Midnight: It's, smaller than you. There's no need to be afraid.
Midnight, there are many things smaller than me that are dangerous.

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Laxus:
Laxus!!
Laxus: Something wrong ?!
I'm cornered.
Laxus: *looks around* By, what ?
Look!! Down there!
Laxus: .... That ?
Don't just stand there!

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Jellal:
Jellal where- *finds him clinging to tree branch* are you ?
Jellal: I can't continue walking, a spider is, in my way.
Out of all things, a spider ?
Jellal: Please refer to their actual name.
Ok ? Arac-
Jellal: Creepy crawly death creatures.

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Sting:
Sting: *screams*
Is everything ok ?!
Sting: Spider!
Where!?!?
Sting: by the fridge!
*screams* *jumps into his arms*

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Rogue:
Rogue! Come here quick!
Rogue: I'm here! What is it ?!
I left to get bug repellent for the spiders but now there gone! I think frosch must've eaten one!
Rogue: OH NO!!!!

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Rufus:
Rufus: Darling, pack your bags.
Why ?
Rufus: I saw a spider, exactly three in the cabinet, four behind the sofa, and one on my leg, we're moving.

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Future rogue:
Lyos: (y/n) ? (Y/n)! Where are you ?
*from the closet* I-in here....
Lyos: Oh good, I found a spider web, I was worried you were....
I found three.... Under the table, please help.
Lyos: *sigh* I'll get the repellent.

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Cobra:
Erik: *laughing*
Shut up! It was crawling up my leg!
Erik: And that's what made you climb onto the counter!?
What do you expect?! It's on the floor!
Cobra: It's tiny!
It's venomous!!
Cobra: I'm poisonous!
Your cute! It's scary!

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Zeref:
Zeref! I brought cookies and- huh ?
Zeref: Heeellp!!
What's wrong ?!?
Zeref: It's on the floor! Some where!! Hurry! Take my hand and get up here!
What's on the floor!?
Zeref: A SPIDER! I REPEAT, SPIDER!
Aaaahhh!! *jumps on the table with him*