Fairy tail boyfriend scenarios

When you two fight

Gray:

Gray: "Stop being so childish! It's just ugh! Your so stubborn right now!"
" I'm not trying to! You don't seem to understand me at all!! "
Gray: "I understand perfectly what a hot summer is like!!"

Laxus:

Laxus: "Ugh your so slow!"
" Well I'm sorry I'm not as great as you! "
Laxus: "You should try getting stronger! Your so weak!"
" I'm trying to help master with paperwork!!! "

Gajeel:

Gajeel: "It's not my fault your so small!"
" That's your excuse for not helping me ?! I was trying to get a cook book for you! "
Gajeel: "Then you should've asked for help!"
" What! So you could tease me on needing help !? "

Rogue:

Rogue: "Stop telling me I shouldn't blame this on sting!!"
" But it really wasn't his fault! "
Rogue: "He was talking about an errand! Frosh took it upon himself to get it! And now he's lost!"

Sting:

Sting: "I am not being a baby! Your the one who's childish!"
" I'm the one making sure your ok! I'm trying to help you! "
Sting: "A drinking contest is not dangerous!"

Rufus:

Rufus; "I have the best memory out of everyone!"
" Then why. Do you. Keep saying. Memory!??!! "
Rufus: "Is it really a problem to remind others women!?!"

Jellal:

Jellal: "Your being very immature right now!"
" Well you can't seem to understand me! I took erza's advice didn't I!! "
Jellal: "I told you this over and over!"
" Stop talking to me as if I'm dumb! I'm so sick of it! "
Jellal: "Just because a cake is dressed in a suit of fondant doesn't mean you get to marry it!!!"

(Midnight casually recording, planning to post cause this was punishment for waking him up)

Cobra:

Cobra: "I told you to turn it down!"
" I heard! You can't seem to understand!! "
Cobra: "I understand everything! Even listening to a favorite song!"
"It was a new album!"

Midnight:

"I don't get it! Your being so aggressive right now!"
Midnight: "Oh shut up! I don't have to tell you why I'm upset!"
" This is why not even you can handle this! "
Midnight: "I don't need help! Just leave me alone!"
" Only if you stop listening to welcome to the black parade! "
Midnight: "I skipped the g note this time didn't I!?!"

Zeref:

"Stop this at once!"
Zeref: "No! Not until you admit it!"
" All I said was that your face it's adorable! "
Zeref: "I am the black wizard zeref!! I'm not cute!

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Lyon:

Lyon I told you to stop it with these fights!
Lyon: I'm not the one to blame! It's Gray who continuously acts like a nuisance!
Well your only adding wood to the fire!

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Oh zeref, you really outta see the pictures of you crying and the pictures of you smiling. And midnight did not skip the g note sadly.